One of the things on my countdown to 30 list of Awesomness is to finally beat autocorrect.
And by that I mean actually proof read my posts a bit better.
Now my phone does some random things to me, like occasionally turning sideways,
And freezing in ridiculous places. Of which of course I don’t have a picture.
But the worst is by far the drama caused by Autocorrect. That little iPhone dictionary hates me and expresses its passion in a viciousness that invades every area of my iPhone socialness.
It’s so rude I tell you.
But don’t take my word for it. Oh no, I have proof.
There was the time I told my mother Taylah had a devoted cyst in her eye.
And devoted it was! It took antibiotics and drops to get rid of that thing!
I tweeted Rhi and asked if she wanted to get down with me and my homies in our gang
IG followers could be forgiven for thinking I was excited by bunny boogers.
Kimba’s Facebook status always get the better of me.
Repeatedly.
I had more examples but the phone ate them, in an effort to try and price it’s innocence.
Like I said, rude!!!
I never found out what was in this box, so I’m assuming Ai just tried to distance herself from me and my randomness.
Autocorrect ruins friendships people!
Thankfully Grace did forgive me for calling her a male chicken.
And just when I think I have got it beat, it includes the most random words.
Unless anyone else Dorky’s in the kitchen?
Thankfully, I have surrounded myself with wonderful online friends who not only understand me, but speak my language as well.
Carly liked things a bit kinky. 
Daisy’s phone hates her as much as mind hates me.
And Erin is a true friend indeed.
So whilst it seems I have a way to go yet, in convincing autocorrect to forgive me for whatever sin I committed, at least I have a supportive network in place.
One that speaks AC as a second language.
There probably should be a class for that….
Do you have any hog chips?
Flogging with Grace
Funny post Jess, seems autocorrect gets the better of all of us.Like Erin I speak fluent AC too
Yes, I barely notice anymore when someone does it. You kind of know what they meant
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Very Very Funny, I bloody hate auto correct.
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Honestly, the things it comes up with!
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thats for the morning giggle
xx
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Anytime my friend!
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Hog Chips are those things you get at Hogs Breath restaurant with your steak aren’t they?
I love this post! Since getting my iphone auto correct has been making me look like an illiterate idiot! I hate the bloody thing. And it seems my iphone has been talking to my work laptop and the stupid head has decided some of the keys wont work to add to my misery. I really hate technology sometimes!
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Ha ha! Boatmans keyboard has a few buttons reversed, so if you want to @ someone you have to use the semicolon button! That takes the cake in my book.
And now I really want curly fries….
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I relate to every org. Oh, wait, I meant to say ‘word’! Totally hilarious post! Love the pictures!
Ha ha! Cracks me up the amount of faux pas just in the comments! I think it knew!
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hahah this is great!! My friend told me once, she would call in in a ‘sex’ instead of ‘sec’. I was like… ooookay… tmi.
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I’ve done that too – I said wait, I’m two sex away!
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Ha ha! Yes that is a bit tmi. And 2 sex away? You’re an animal!
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Very funny Jess. Maybe Carly is onto something – a kinky linky?
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I’m sure it would be a great traffic generator
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Loved this post, very chuckly. I LOVE that you gang at home, homie.
PS Did you notice that in this very post Auto Correct just tried to “price” its innocence? Yes. right here. “priced” it without a shadow of a doubt. I know who *I* believe!
I did see that as I was editing and decided to leave it as further proof!
And you can come and gang with me anytime
Jess@Essentially Jess recently posted..My Week According to Instagram- Of Doctors, Button Craft and Lack of Sleep
HAHA yep Twitchy I was onto that too. That AC is trying to ‘price’ its innocence all over the shop. Sneaky bugger.
Hilarious post. I personally love autocorrect. I leave them in on purpose. I do get a little upset when my husband’s always telling me he’ll do things ‘when he gets gone’, but otherwise it gives me a good chuckle. People already know I’m weird.
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Yeah I deliberately left the price of innocence. Sometimes it’s funnier to leave it, but I know my mum would get so confused!
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This made me laugh so much! Just what I needed x
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Glad I could help
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Oh good – it’s not just me it attacks then!
Yesterday it told my fiancé that I was enjoying the fact that my new… Brad… lifted my boobs.
That led to a rather interesting conversation about the merits of a Brad vs a Bra… *sigh*
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Ha ha! I can imagine that would have got you into a bit of trouble!
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You NEVER fail to entertain! This made me laugh so much.
Thanks Kim!
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Haha! Yep it happens to me all the time. Best one I have seen was from me good friend. We live near Burwood in Sydney and she was out for frozen yoghurt at a place called Noogi and she sent me a text saying “Just having a noogi in but wood!!” Her iPhone corrected burwood to but wood! We still laugh about it.
Ha ha! That’s hilarious!
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bahahahah not true!!! I did let out what was in that box! ;p
anyway autocorrect hates me too :/ sometimes I read the comments I leave and somehow question if the writers think I was drunk when I wrote them! grrr #damnyouautocorrect
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Oh I missed the notification! See, I told you my phone was trying to destroy me!
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Nice one. There shold be an app that checks what you’re actually saying. And then an app that check what that app says…
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And then app to check that one…
This could go on a bit.
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Oh thanks so much for the laugh! iPhone sucks for auto correct! I think we all have the same problem! xx
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Yes, it’s better when it’s attacking all of us!
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Jess you know it would make me nervous if I got a message from you that wasn’t infected by Auto Correct. I would be worried someone had kidnapped you and stolen your phone!!!
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It would probably be true!
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I am sitting here waiting to meet family for dinner absolutely killing myself laughing – like, tears running down my cheeks laughing !!!! I LOVE autocorrect if I am reading someone else’s I HATE autocorrect when it does similar things to me !!!
Have the best weekend !
Me
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Well you must get a good laugh out of me then! I am always its victim!!
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Haha!!!! I hate auto correct! Let me tell you, writing in French with auto correct is such a challenge!
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Oh that would be funny! Especially if it’s trying to change it to english!
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Oh Jess you always manage to crack me up
As a new iPhone owner, I have made it my mission to train this darn thing to actually write what I want it to! If I correct a word twice after it wants to auto-correct it, it FINALLY likes my version and keeps it, remembering it for next time – HA I am so winning or perhaps I am just spending too much of my time on it 
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Yes but the problem is, if you correct it to spelling a word wrong, then it spells that word wrong forever! I can’t win with it!
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You know, I kind of fancy getting dorky in the kitchen now. Sounds like fun!
I wish my autocorrect hated me. It’s such a square.
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It definitely is.
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Love it!!!
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“I had more examples but the phone ate them, in an effort to try and price it’s innocence.”
Or did it try and PROVE it’s innocence?! I love that you have Damned Autocorrect in your post about Damned Autocorrect!
In the end, you made me laugh so much I thought it would be rude not to eat hog chips – I ate the seaweed salad for breakfast! x
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Oh good! I’m glad the phone convinced you of the right choice in the end!
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If you have this much fun with autocorrect (well it was fun reading this!), I’d love to see how you get on over a conversation with Siri. That may well be amusing. Or try the iPhone’s dictation option. That might be even funnier!
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I think I will need to get an iPhone 5 just to play with Siri. I think we would have lots of fun.
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I think one of my new years resolutions will be to not correct autocorrect for the whole year! Should be amusing!
Oh that would be fun! I like that idea!
Jess@Essentially Jess recently posted..My Week According to Instagram- Of Doctors, Button Craft and Lack of Sleep
Instagram is when AX hits me. All. The. Time!
xx
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I shall now add your blog too lol AC! Not AX!
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It’s catching!!!
Jess@Essentially Jess recently posted..My Week According to Instagram- Of Doctors, Button Craft and Lack of Sleep
LOL! I was killing myself laughing reading this! The blogosphere would be a boring place if it weren’t for your autocorrect faux pas entertaining us all, Jess!
x
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hahaha thats a crack up!! Auto correct has made for some very interesting messages here too.. it drives me nuts but it is so funny sometimes lol!!
Oh it really is! I kinda love it
Haha!!
Hilarious post! Auto-correct is very annoying. I’ve had friends send me texts and I wonder what in the world they are trying to say!
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