Today’s post is brought to by Christmas Lights Online. Because, let’s face it, after my the exciting news I am about to impart to you, you will want to be dressing up your house and having one hell of a party.
I have some news.
Big news.
HUGE news.
This day, the 30th of October, is the last day that Diary of a SAHM will ever host IBOT. Or any other link for that matter.
In fact, this could well and truly be the last post that is ever published here, on this patch of the interwebz. And no, I’m not lying.
Now before you burst into tears or look or start wondering how you are going to start promoting your posts on Tuesday (which you will still be able to do!), let me tell you a story.
A bible Story.
A long time ago, before Israel and Pakistan and Jordan and whoever else lives in that highly contested patch of ground in the middle east, were blowing each other up, there was another nation set on causing as much drama for the Jews as humanly possible.
The Egyptians.
To cut what’s a fairly epic story down to its bare bones, a whole bunch of Jews went to live in Egypt during a period of famine in Israel, and then stayed there. Taking God’s command to ‘be fruitful and multiply’ very seriously, they soon outnumbered the number of locals, and the Egyptians kind of freaked out about the whole thing, and decided to make them slaves and order them to build Pyramids and stuff. It’s all very sad.
Anyway, at some point that had been supernaturally preordained, God decided he had enough of his very special people living in Egypt, and seeing as the famine in Israel was over, he was going to send them back there.
All two million of them.
Now I’m assuming most people have heard the story, (and if you haven’t go watch Prince of Egypt which is a pretty cool cartoon), but maybe you haven’t put much thought into it.
I, on the other hand, have, and have come to one ridiculous conclusion.
God is kinda crazy.
With all due respect.
Logistically, the idea of moving an entire nation of people from one country, across a desert, into an already occupied country is completely absurd. You just wouldn’t do it. It would make far more sense instead to help the Israelites revolt where they are, and take over Egypt where they can at least appreciate the tourist dollar in centuries to come. (You know, from the Sphinx and stuff.)
If I could try and bring it into the present, it would be sort of like if we decided to move the population of Perth across the Nullarbor into Adelaide with no cars, buses, trains or automobiles of any kind. You can have camels.
Anyone want to be in charge of that operation?
I think not.
It’s just a ridiculous idea.
Fortunately, (or perhaps UN-fortuately as the case may be), I embrace the ridiculous, and so, in the spirit of a modern day Moses (and I’m dodging lighting bolts as I write), I am attempting to drag every single one of you out of Egypt, and into the Promised Land.
Or, less ambiguously, I’m rebranding Diary of a SAHM and starting effectively a whole new blog with a new name, look, URL, and Facebook Page, and I’m really hoping you’re all going to follow me over there.
Now I realise that this is the biggest risk I have made blog wise. There are 875 of you following on Facebook and then about 80 feed subscribers, who are all going to have change details and try to keep up with me. I expect that at this juncture I may lose some friends, and I’m saddened by the fact. But I’m also hoping that we might make some new ones along the way.
I’m hoping to make the transition as easy as possible for you. Instead of leaving you as the seemingly hapless Israelites were, wandering around the desert with the candlelight of the menorah…. oh hang on. Wrong story. (That was another time they got lost, and is why the Jews celebrate Hanukah, lighting a candle, since they obviously haven’t got their Christmas lights online (excellent segue yes? 
))
No I’m making it easy. So easy, that as of today, right this moment in fact, you can already head over and like the NEW FACEBOOK PAGE, and be privy to all the new info. Only new likers are going to get the updates and believe me, you want the updates. Because not only will you be there for the very moment the new blog goes live, you’re going to have first dibs at all the awesome prizes lined up for the launch party.
Oh yes, I did just say launch party. I’m talking giveaways, party hats and an instagram hashtag. All the good parties have a hashtag.
As of tomorrow, (Wednesday), I’ll be changing my Instagram and Twitter handle, so you won’t be able to @ diaryofasahm anymore. The new handle will, of course, be revealed on Facebook. 
So for now, that’s it. Everything you need to know about the big rebrand. Head over and like the new page, and then feel free to unlike the old one. You won’t be missing anything and I’d hate to double spam you.
I’d also suggest you start planning your outfit, and decorating your houses (maybe with some online Christmas lights), cause this party is going to be Awesome!
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I’m pumped for the new look. Are you?
ohhhhhh this is too exciting!!! *runs off to plan outfit* xx
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I haven’t planned my outfit!
I have to admit I had mild heart failure for a moment there! Yay for the re-brand. It’s very exciting!!
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Sorry to do that to you first thing in the morning! It’s ok, IBOT will be back!
WOW Jess what a bold move! I saw you tweet something about it the other day and was wondering when you would do it. Of course we’ll follow over there: we love you! Can’t wait to see it all *heading over to like the new facebook page now*
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I love you too Kim!
It is bold, but I feel confident about it. I think it’s the right time
Woohooo!!! That’s so exciting! Looking forward to the launch party too! Getting my best party frock on and well yes, I have already liked you on FB!
So, so proud of you Jess x
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Oh hooray! I think I need to go shopping for the event…
So exciting. I can’t wait to see the new blog. I will be there for sure.
Thanks Lisa!
Congrats Jess, hope it all goes smoothly and the change makes you happy.
Thanks Ann. I hope so too! Xx
How exciting! Can’t wait to see the new look!
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It’s gonna be great!
You had me worried for a minute there!!
Can’t wait for the reveal, but I am going to have to wait longer as I don’t use Facebook for blogging
Good luck!! I have no doubt all will follow you. Oh and loved your witty post, very well done!!
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Well you can find out on twitter. And I’ll make sure I let you know when it’s live.
How exciting!! Congrats on the bold move! Fresh starts are good though and no doubt your loyal followers would follow wherever you go
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I hope so!
Fresh starts are good. I think it’s the right time
I can tell you’re pumped! And why wouldn’t you be! It IS very exciting news! So yes, I will absolutely popping over and liking the new page. Right now in fact!
Can’t wait to see the new venture!
xx
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Yay! Thanks for the liking love! So exciting….
Good luck with your metaphoric parting of the Red Sea. I will follow you.
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Thanks. Hopefully we won’t have anyone drown along the way….
This is so exciting!! I am sure it’s go well and I can’t wait to follow your re-branded blog. Congratulations!!
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Thanks Rach xxx
A big move, how exciting. Can’t wait to see the new look! And on the week I finally get a post ready for a Tuesday lol Hoping to join in more often and now off to like the new fb page
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Thanks Stacey!
Well you can join in more, cause IBOT will be at the new home
I’m pumped Jess!! Even if it is 4.30am.. wait no.. I am very excited for you!!!! but sleep calls.. and as usual.. I will come back and find out more in about 2 hours
love you.. so happy for you and definitely very excited…
xx
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I will take that 4:30 excitement.
Well done – I like the new name and concept and can’t wait to see the finished product. You are a brave woman to make such a huge transformation but I can tell that it is something you are excited to do and it will help your blog grow even more – congrats!
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Thanks Kirsty.
It is a really bold change but I’m hoping it will pay off.
Wow big news Jess, excitement plus! Looking forward to the big reveal! X
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Thanks Kel. Only 3 days to go….
Very big move Jess… of course I’ll be following… just liked you on Facebook! Enjoy!
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Wow!
That’s like, MASSIVE Jess! And brave!
I can’t wait to see the new blog!
Happy iBOT gorgeous! xx
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Happy IBOT to you too! Xx
Have I told you lately how freaking hilarious you are? This is HUGE news. Love the new name. Me and my camel are at the ready for you to part the seas baby! x
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I am so glad you are bringing your own camel. That takes so much pressure off.
Love your work. Xxx
Phaoroah phaoroah, oh baby let my people go.
Coz you’re not just a sahm, you’re Jess.
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That is very true.
Super exciting! Can’t wait to see it all. Fairy wishes and butterfly kisses for your next adventure
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Thanks Rhi!
Have this strange compulsion to buy christmas lights….weird.
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You should totally get some…
Wow jess, i loved your post. How exciting. Looking forward to the launch party. xx
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Thanks Jane! It’s gonna be awesome!
love this post!
the descriptions, the stories, the journey – had me enthralled!
i’ve liked the new FB page and can’t wait to see the new blog!
congrats! for taking the leap of faith – staying in our comfort zone is boring, life deserves more than that!
xxx
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Exactly! Why play it safe?
*Cue cheesy music* Wherever you go, I’ll follow you downnnnn x
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I think there’s something in my eye…..
Phew. I thought you were quitting then for a moment, and moving to Egypt, or something. Have liked the new FB page
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Well that would be a huge change!
At least you can still blog from Egypt though I guess?
Can’t wait to check it out Jess – very exciting!
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Thanks Deb! I’m pumped!
Very exciting stuff! Looking forward to seeing the new blog
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Thanks Kel!
Omg my heart nearly dropped reading the first part of your post. I thought maybe you were giving up blogging!!! Haha anyway gonna head over to your FB page! Excited for the news and hope there’s maybe an international giveaways. :p
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I don’t see why they can’t be international.
And no, I’m not quitting blogging. As if!
Woo hoo!!!! How exciting
best wishes with the move, I am so there for the party – just need to work out what to wear xxxxx
Me too!
Wow huge news!
I am over on facebook – sounds like fun!
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Thanks for coming!
Hey Jess,
Exciting news! I hope it all goes super smoothly and everyone follows you across.
Heading over to facebook now!
Cheers, Amanda
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As someone who has a self harm history I really take offense to your flippant comment about ‘looking for a knife or a blunt instrument’. My post this week is about self harm and the stigma around it, so for the first time, I won’t be linking up with you for IBOT.
I wish you the best in your rebrand.
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Hi Tegan, thanks for the comment. I’m sorry that I offended you this way. It was a stupid thing to say and it should never have been written. I was careless with my words, and that’s wrong. I Completley understand that this would be offensive, and I offer my most sincere apologies and hope you can forgive me. I’ve removed the text.
Thanks for saying something and keeping me accountable. I really appreciate it. Xx
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Guess I will eventually find you as I don’t do facebook. Good luck.
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Well, just for you then, the new address is http://essentiallyjess.com and it will be live Friday, 4pm AEDST. But shhh…. Don’t tell anyone.
wow Jess, that was not what I was expecting! Congratulations on the big changes, Ill be sticking with ya
xx
Thanks Sarah!
Exciting times. Good luck with the move
(not that you’ll need it)
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Yay, nice move Jess, Sounds like you’ve got this one covered. See u on the other side x
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Holy crap!!! That is huge bloggy news!! Go you!!! woot woot ….
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Ooh! Excitement! Don’t stress about losing friends, Jess – where you lead, I will follow! x
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That is huuuuuge news. Very excited for you and can’t wait for the big launch
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WOW!!! What a big move! I can’t wait to see and read the new look and new you. Good on you! xox
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Oh so exciting! Good Luck with the move!!
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Oh so exciting! Good luck with the move!
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Wow! Jess! That is really a big huge news! Best of luck with the change and I’m looking forward to hear more about it!
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OMG I just shifted back home to Singapore from Sweden and for a while I thought I’m going to lose IBOT. Haha. Sounds like an exciting move for you, good luck Jess, have liked your new page and looking forward to all the new changes too!
Cheers,
Summer
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yay for the re-brand, can’t wait to see what you’ve come up with xx
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Essentially Jess – great name. I got a bit sad for a second – you said it was the last ever IBOT here, and it’s my FIRST ever IBOT! but pleased to hear it will move home with you. Excited to see your new page’s outfit!
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Woohoo, go you!! But shotgun not going last through the Red Sea…
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How exciting!! I will definatley be following along
can’t wait to see the new bloggy 
Thanks for sharing the new address, as I don’t have fb either! K xx
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Jess I am so excited for you, I will of course be joining in the celebrations on Friday from my own new home
i think i already packed my camel though, reckon I can bortow one of yours?
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Or borrow even?!?
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Wow. Just wow. That is a huge step. I wish you all the best Jess x
I’ll be following you too, Jess. Love your duckin’ FB page so looking forward to your new look site. Bon voyage! xx
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I have my party hat aaaaalllllllll ready!!!! So exciting!!
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Aww jess, that is the most shocking news I’ve heard today. I’m over at the new page, see you there! All the best!
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Wow, I enjoyed reading that story. I just like how you use the analogy of the Israelites to describe your situation. All the best on the move.
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