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It’s Thursday.

Again.

And you remember what happened last Thursday don’t you?

Well this Thursday is off to a killer start too. Beginning with Boatman being called into a meeting at work on his day off, to be told that their will be no more work till May. Which is only six months away, and has Christmas, my 30th and a trip to #DPCON13 in between. (So I’m officially looking for sponsors. Anyone?)

I’m not loving Thursday.

We are choosing not to be despondent, but positive. Life is an adventure and we are living it on the edge. Something good is about to happen I’m sure of it.

In the meantime, I’ve been thinking of ways that I can bring in some income that don’t involve anything illegal or immoral. And so far I have come up with this: Convince Shonda Rhimes to hire me as a Grey’s Anatomy writer.

And possibly sponsor me for DPCON13 as well.

Now if you recall, it wasn’t that long ago that Dr Greg, together with Dr Wannabe, saved the hospital from a killer croc attack. Well I did make a follow up episode of that particular storyline starring these two characters as Dr Greg and Dr Wannabe.

However it pretty much sucked, and I kept accidentally making everyone British. Not to mention that Ava kept joining in and adding her own arc to the story line.

To cut a long sentence short, it wasn’t the best avertisement to Ms Rhimes of my skills.

So instead, I have compiled a list of possible story arcs for this season of Grey’s Anatomy, just in case the writers need some ideas.

Now they have had ferry crashes, plane crashes, holes in the ground, bombs in body cavities, and hospital shootings. Obviously the croc idea is not going to work in Seattle, and I really can’t find a valid reason for the Seattle Grace Surgical team to come to Darwin. This doesn’t leave many options.

Thankfully, they have me.

In order of increasingly unlikely to happen, here are my scenarios

• A suicide bomber in the hospital. There are a whole bunch stationed around the city, but one of them is captured by police and tells them where all the others are. He reveals one disguised as a patient at SGH, and the doctors have to work out who it is, before it’s t0o late.
• Fire storm. A leaky oxygen line is filling the surgical floor with gas, and then someone uses the cautery and boom! Huge drama unfolds
• Nuclear attack. Or possibly Anthrax. Either way some country declares war and the pretty doctors bare the brunt
• Alien invasion. This is least likely, but if it did happen, you can bet your bottom dollar that at some point Meredith would feel sorry for the creature, and try to save it.

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